::Upon the changing of our air filter::
Maintenance Man: So what have you been up to lately?
The Hus: Wasting tax-payer dollars.
((p.s. I don't think that response is funny))
Me: That's not funny.
The Hus: The Navy has too many people in the program, so I have to wait to start the next phase of flight training.
Mainenance Man: And they want to run healthcare, too?