Our apartment looks like a cave with cardboard stalagmite boxes everywhere. I would upload a picture, but the uploader got packed. So did our toilet paper. They asked about everything else to make sure we didn't need it, but didn't bother to ask if we would need toilet paper. Clearly we don't look needy, because it's disappeared into one of the boxes marked, "bathroom".
Nevertheless I love change, so I am giddy. Take these boxes away! I can find toilet paper on the road... the road to the land of avocado trees in back yards!